artfulequivocator

    ❝Funnily enough,
       I’ve had other plans that didn’t involve you.❞

sarcasticexpeditor-blog

     Scoff. Rude. 
     Did he have much room to talk, though? Nah.
     Was he going to acknowledge that? Nah.

    ’ I’m surprised.
      You actually have a life. ’

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