WAYS TO ROLE PLAY WITH ME:

• Send a strongly worded letter. With underlining, and exclamation points.
• Ask if I’m the real Slim Shady, in which case, I will stand up.
• Believe really hard that we’re already roleplaying. Believing makes things a little less fake.
• Submit your desperation and cry a lot.
• Throw a brick through my window. We can be penpals once you’re in jail.