artfulequivocator:

        ❝ Y’know, any other guy would think
             you’re stalkin’ ‘im.  Me?  I’m  oddly
             flattered by that. ❞

        ❝ Not stalking, rather—
           keeping an eye on. ❞

artfulequivocator:

    Such a derogatory tone for such a small man.

    ❝Jealousy doesn’t suit you, Michael.
       It’s rather unbecomin’.❞

   ’ Who said I’m jealous? 
     I’m not jealous. ’

abittangledup:

      “Am I? Or are you just forgetting what you’ve just said five seconds ago, you are kinda old.”

   ’ Ha. Joke’s on you, I’m 39. ’

abittangledup:

     ”You called me stupid. I have a 3.89 GPA, and a 4.00 GPA if you only include biology classes. I’m part of the top 7.5% of my graduating class, and I’m a member of three honor societies. So what is your basis for this assumption?”

   ’ I’m tellin’ you, kid, you’re hearin’ things.’

artfulequivocator:

    ❝Funnily enough,
       I’ve had other plans that didn’t involve you.❞

     Scoff. Rude. 
     Did he have much room to talk, though? Nah.
     Was he going to acknowledge that? Nah.

    ’ I’m surprised.
      You actually have a life. ’

abittangledup:

 What did you just call me?

   ’ Nothing, nothing, I said nothing. ’

artfulequivocator:

    ❝Are you normally this bloody rude?❞

    ‘ Yeah, where the fuck have you been? ’

washreposerepeat:

    Oh, he speaks English just fine. Speaks rather well, when he decides to.

    He just doesn’t speak to giant dickbags. Or anyone else, but particularly not those.

    ’ —-….. ’

   ’ Take that as a no. ’

washreposerepeat:

    …is he talking to him? Because he’s literally not said a word to the man. Or anyone, in fact. God, he hates these corporate parties.

     Sigh.

   ’ Do you talk? Speak English? ’

devouringstate:

    _{’ Hate to break it to you, but that’d be a lot more convincing if you were on your turf. Seeing as this is my office…I’m gonna have to hold that in a good amount of doubt. With all due respect. ‘}

’ —- Still better. ’