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’ —d’these plants look dumb? ’ silence. ...

Sun, 22 Jun 2014 21:41:29 -0400

’ —d’these plants look dumb? ’

silence.

’ yep. they’re dumb. ’

artfulequivocator: ❝ Y’know, any other guy would think you’re stalkin’ ‘im....

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 20:33:23 -0400

artfulequivocator:

❝ Y’know, any other guy would think
you’re stalkin’ ‘im. Me? I’m oddly
flattered by that. ❞

❝ Not stalking, rather—
keeping an eye on. ❞

artfulequivocator: Such a derogatory tone for such a small man. ❝Jealousy doesn’t suit...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 22:56:47 -0400

artfulequivocator:

Such a derogatory tone for such a small man.

❝Jealousy doesn’t suit you, Michael.
It’s rather unbecomin’.❞

’ Who said I’m jealous?
I’m not jealous. ’

abittangledup: “Am I? Or are you just forgetting what you’ve just said five seconds ago, you...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 22:51:26 -0400

abittangledup:

“Am I? Or are you just forgetting what you’ve just said five seconds ago, you are kinda old.”

’ Ha. Joke’s on you, I’m 39. ’

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fireintheirhearts: ...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 22:26:03 -0400

fireintheirhearts:

                        They say

   {If you love them

               let them go}

                        but I can’t

I’m afraid

            you won’t come back

abittangledup: ”You called me stupid. I have a 3.89 GPA, and a 4.00 GPA if you only include...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:34:00 -0400

abittangledup:

”You called me stupid. I have a 3.89 GPA, and a 4.00 GPA if you only include biology classes. I’m part of the top 7.5% of my graduating class, and I’m a member of three honor societies. So what is your basis for this assumption?”

’ I’m tellin’ you, kid, you’re hearin’ things.’

artfulequivocator: — { If Michael wasn’t so small, we wouldn’t have so much of a problem....

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:29:05 -0400

artfulequivocator:

— { If Michael wasn’t so small, we wouldn’t have so much of a problem. }

i’M IGNORING YOU

really are we breaking out the small references again

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:25:51 -0400

really are we breaking out the small references again

Headcanon; Let It Go is the most played song on his iTunes.

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:20:36 -0400

Headcanon;

Let It Go is the most played song on his iTunes.

artfulequivocator: ❝Funnily enough, I’ve had other plans that didn’t involve you.❞ ...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:18:41 -0400

artfulequivocator:

❝Funnily enough,
I’ve had other plans that didn’t involve you.❞

Scoff. Rude.
Did he have much room to talk, though? Nah.
Was he going to acknowledge that? Nah.

’ I’m surprised.
You actually have a life. ’

abittangledup: What did you just call me? ’ Nothing, nothing, I said nothing. ’

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:14:17 -0400

abittangledup:

What did you just call me?

’ Nothing, nothing, I said nothing. ’

artfulequivocator: ❝Are you normally this bloody rude?❞ ‘ Yeah, where the fuck...

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:12:17 -0400

artfulequivocator:

❝Are you normally this bloody rude?❞

‘ Yeah, where the fuck have you been? ’

Headcanon; Michael can’t cook to save his life.

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 20:56:00 -0400

Headcanon;

Michael can’t cook to save his life.

sarcasticexpeditor: ’ —— Are you normally this stupid? ‘

Sun, 13 Apr 2014 20:52:45 -0400

sarcasticexpeditor:

’ —— Are you normally this stupid? ‘

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