artfulequivocator:

    ❝It’s really all just a case of perspective, y’know?
       She sees it as bein’ a bad boyfriend,
       but I see it as lyin’ to plan a nice surprise for her.
       Y’know what I’m sayin’?❞

    It would be all well and good that he was chatting up this secretary, if he was
    actually chatting up the secretary outside of the right office.

    Coincidentally, he’s outside the wrong one, chatting up the wrong secretary. 

      So, he was already in a bad mood this afternoon.
      Connolly had pissed him off one too many times
      since he arrived at the office, his PA got him
      decaf—what was the point of decaf in the first place?
      Coffee was supposed to be caffeinated. That was the
      fucking point of coffee—

      Wait.

      Who the fuck was this asshole?

     ’ Hey, guy. ’

      Cue the annoyed narrowing of his brown eyes over
      the frames of his sunglasses.

     ’ She’s got a job to be doing. ’