yoroberto:

“There is no mystery about me. The more one tries to uncover the mystery, the more they’ll find out I’m just like everybody else. You know, I don’t know why people say, God, he’s such a normal guy!, like that’s some great revelation. I mean, some people are more gifted than others in certain areas, but we all bodily functions and love our families in some way or another, you know, and like playing Pictionary.”

WAYS TO ROLE PLAY WITH ME:

• Send a strongly worded letter. With underlining, and exclamation points.
• Ask if I’m the real Slim Shady, in which case, I will stand up.
• Believe really hard that we’re already roleplaying. Believing makes things a little less fake.
• Submit your desperation and cry a lot.
• Throw a brick through my window. We can be penpals once you’re in jail.

washreposerepeat:

    Oh, he speaks English just fine. Speaks rather well, when he decides to.

    He just doesn’t speak to giant dickbags. Or anyone else, but particularly not those.

    ’ —-….. ’

   ’ Take that as a no. ’

washreposerepeat:

    …is he talking to him? Because he’s literally not said a word to the man. Or anyone, in fact. God, he hates these corporate parties.

     Sigh.

   ’ Do you talk? Speak English? ’

’ —- Are you normally this stupid? ’

devouringstate:

    _{’ Hate to break it to you, but that’d be a lot more convincing if you were on your turf. Seeing as this is my office…I’m gonna have to hold that in a good amount of doubt. With all due respect. ‘}

’ —- Still better. ’

the-suit-man:

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sexydowney:

_{“Just assume it’s going to happen. Be confident, but have humility. Anyone deserves it, it’s not a big deal. Go for it. Just don’t…you know, don’t be an asshole.”}

lovequotesrus:

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