artfulequivocator:

        — { If Michael wasn’t so small, we wouldn’t have so much of a problem. }

i’M IGNORING YOU

really are we breaking out the small references again

Headcanon;

Let It Go is the most played song on his iTunes. 

artfulequivocator:

    ❝Funnily enough,
       I’ve had other plans that didn’t involve you.❞

     Scoff. Rude. 
     Did he have much room to talk, though? Nah.
     Was he going to acknowledge that? Nah.

    ’ I’m surprised.
      You actually have a life. ’

abittangledup:

 What did you just call me?

   ’ Nothing, nothing, I said nothing. ’

artfulequivocator:

    ❝Are you normally this bloody rude?❞

    ‘ Yeah, where the fuck have you been? ’

Headcanon;

Michael can’t cook to save his life. 

sarcasticexpeditor:

’ —— Are you normally this stupid? ‘