’ —d’these plants look dumb? ’

          silence.

         ’ yep. they’re dumb. ’

artfulequivocator:

        ❝ Y’know, any other guy would think
             you’re stalkin’ ‘im.  Me?  I’m  oddly
             flattered by that. ❞

        ❝ Not stalking, rather—
           keeping an eye on. ❞

artfulequivocator:

    Such a derogatory tone for such a small man.

    ❝Jealousy doesn’t suit you, Michael.
       It’s rather unbecomin’.❞

   ’ Who said I’m jealous? 
     I’m not jealous. ’

abittangledup:

      “Am I? Or are you just forgetting what you’ve just said five seconds ago, you are kinda old.”

   ’ Ha. Joke’s on you, I’m 39. ’

fireintheirhearts:

                                                                                                   They say

                                                   {If you love them

                                                             let them go}

                                                                                                   but I can’t

           I’m afraid

                                                  you won’t come back

abittangledup:

     ”You called me stupid. I have a 3.89 GPA, and a 4.00 GPA if you only include biology classes. I’m part of the top 7.5% of my graduating class, and I’m a member of three honor societies. So what is your basis for this assumption?”

   ’ I’m tellin’ you, kid, you’re hearin’ things.’